Hey, there is a game tonight! LMU at USF

[greendoberman]

About as winnable a road game as we will get this side of Malibu.
Lions are 13.5 point dogs.

Predictions:
Max Good will finally get that contract extension...with Right Guard.

Dubois and Teel will set the NCAA tandem record for "out of control drives down the lane desparation shots off the backboard as the shot clock winds down".

Kwame Vaughn will either A) score 34, including the game winning shot, then grab the mic and channel Ivan Drago while screaming "vengeance is mine!!!!!" or B) pull a Hedake Smith and make several key turnovers, then rip off his Dons jersey reveal Loyola colors while the P.A. plays "Secret Agent Man".

Dior Lowhorn will abuse Brad Sweezy. Brad Sweezy will try really hard. Orlando Johnson will break out in laughter in Goleta. Quinton Turner will fumble his hamburger when he picks it up at the Mickey D's drive through.

We will lose again. Sadly. It is our destiny.

[stonewall]

"Dubois and Teel will set the NCAA tandem record for "out of control drives down the lane desparation shots off the backboard as the shot clock winds down"

ROFL. Those are painful to watch, driving face-first into a wall of triple coverage and turning the ball over. I mean c'mon team: it's called a game plan. Use one!!

[stillalion]

I find it very telling that we are well into the 2nd half of the USF game and no one has found the energy to write a word about it. I think we have hit the wall. (head first with no helmet).

And by the way - we are not winning.

[ironlions]

Down by 20 as usual. I'm going to pour myself another drink and take the dog for a walk.

[greendoberman]

Someone needs to invent a drinking game for when we watch or listen to these debacles.

Dubois or Teel turnover: Social

Every time we hear "Sweezy" and "hustle" in the same sentence: Shots

LMU 3-pointer made: Choose a person to drink

LMU outright win: N/A

[crazycagegirl]

Wow. You're opening it up to let US VENT about it?!?!

Do you REALLY know what you're doing?!?!?! I think I'll tune it just to hear what people say.

[stonewall]

I was attempting to follow online--seemed like there was a stretch of about 12 game minutes where they scored all of 3 points. I'm not a rocket scientist but I have a friend who is and I think he would hypothesize: "a team typically needs to score more than 3 points every 12 minutes to win."

[LMUpepbander]

Jan 31, 2009 23:39:50 GMT -5 greendoberman said:

Someone needs to invent a drinking game for when we watch or listen to these debacles.

Dubois or Teel turnover: Social

Every time we hear "Sweezy" and "hustle" in the same sentence: Shots

LMU 3-pointer made: Choose a person to drink

LMU outright win: N/A

One more needed:

Every Deric basket: chug for 10 seconds